Tuesday, September 21, 2010

A Quarter Life Crisis...

When I was pushing 18, my mother told me...
1) Tattoo kabhi mat banwana
2) No Bike/Car racing
3) Mann laga ke kaam karna.. no fooling around.

When I am pushing 28,
1) I am seriously contemplating bringing "Avinash" aka Papa onto my bicep. Need to be careful, half shirt, office, blah blah. Quite a thrill being improperly proper.
2) Almost every Saturday night is spent driving on the Shamshabad Airport road. The grand finale is settling down on the landscaped highway side, overlooking the international runway, looking at flights taking off till the cops come and ask me needless questions like "ye kiski gaadi hai", "kahaan kaam karte ho", "yahaan kyun aate ho", "license dikhao"
3) I am indifferent to a job that actually pays me reasonably well. I am supposed to be reasonably glad. I am indifferent to what my mother euphemistically refers to as "settling down"

I am a 27 year old boy.
Tyler: Maybe, A woman is the answer to all our problems. Buhahahahhahahahahaa... :D

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